MING XI ENTER THE WARRIORS GATE MOVIE
MING XI ENTER THE WARRIORS GATE FREE

I played plenty of RPGs to know that was a catastrophically failed random encounter.Īfter encountering man-eating nymphs (WTF?) who turn into tree-creature dryads, and two short scenes of the heroes bonding - with Zhoo teaching Jack martial arts by showing him ONE move to always open hits with outstretching his arms, and Jack teaching Zhoo to swim - they finally get to the enemy camps. Their answer? They repeatedly prod and push her until they straight up attack her and Jack sets her ablaze and kills her. She refuses to move and points out they need to respect their elders. One example, they try to cross a bridge which is blocked by a stereotypical witch brewing something in a cauldron. Arun trying and failing to woo the princess he is forcing to marry her, and engaging in unfunny repeated jokes with his main henchman about executing people who bring him bad news.Ī useless wizard also shows up here and there to speed up the plot and teleports out whenever he could actually help our 'heroes'. Zhoo and Jack fighting various enemies at random while getting on each other's nerves due to their differences The rest of the movie's running time is spent with intercut scenes without any transition of:

MING XI ENTER THE WARRIORS GATE MOVIE

The movie tries to be funny and Zhoo's plan is so ridiculously direct ('Fight our way in, kill the villain, save the princess, fight our way out') it could be a parody of cliche video game plots, but sadly they take it dead seriously. Jack reluctantly follow Zhoo to the other dimension through the pot to save the Princess. The movie tries to portray Su Lin as a badass warrior princess while she gets shown our world and goes through the cliche antics you see in every such movie (like eating ice cream and shopping in a mall), but it really doesn't work since she is soon kidnapped and spends the rest of the movie like Princess Peach in a Mario game. The super stereotypical Princess Su Lin (Ni Ni) details the plot - evil barbarian warlord Arun (Dave Bautista) wants to conquer her lands and marry her, and she asks the fabled Black Knight for help.

So after getting an ancient pot from his boss, one day Jack awakens with a sword pointed at his throat, courtesy of Zhoo (Mark Chao), the princess' no-nonsense martial artist bodyguard (because that's the way to recruit someone whose help you need). However, his skill attracts the attention of a wizard in a distant dimension, who thinks he is the cliche Chosen One to kill the villain and save the princess. Jack hangs out with his nerdy friends while being the best player in his own game (duh) as the Black Knight. Because sure, that's how high graphic games are made, by one teenager, not by a huge team of programmers and designers and testers.

MING XI ENTER THE WARRIORS GATE FREE

Our main character is Jack (Uriah Shelton), who is making a God of WarMortal Kombat blend fighting game with superb graphics in his free time at home, while helping out his single mother by temping at a grocery store. vaguely, because it never uses the interesting mythology associated with it. Enter the Warrior's Gate does this in a generic fantasy-land vaguely based on ancient China.

We have seen a hundred similar movies already where the protagonist is whisked away from our world to a fantasysci-fi setting so they can become the prophesied hero and save the day. This thing was partially written by Luc Besson, but you would never guess it from the ridiculously incompetent mess the plot is.

Ming xi enter the warriors gate